Young Children Writing about The Sea?

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.


(Kelly age 6)





2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.


(James age 6)





3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island


If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.


( Wayne age 7)





4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily


Richardson. She's not my friend no more.


(Kylie age 6)





5) A dolphin breathes through an a*shole on the top of its head.


(Billy age 8)





6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.


(Millie age 6)





7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the


ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle


to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating


beans.


(William age 7)





8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.


How do mermaids get pregnant?


(Helen age 6)





9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always


screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big


sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.


(Amy age 6)





10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can


give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think


they have to plug themselves into chargers.


(Christopher age 7)

Young Children Writing about The Sea?
starred,coz l love yer humour
Reply:Aaaaaah bless. Also very funny.
Reply:sea sea .lol
Reply:Really cute...lol
Reply:LOL kids say the truth LOL
Reply:Cute.. lol
Reply:so innocently true ...





call that honest, frank, from the heart, whatever ...





i like them ... wow !?!
Reply:1-6 r funny ahaha
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Now this one is one of the best one i've read so far i actually lauged my *** out with tears:) Nice one........LOL........loved the dolphin part so much LMAO:) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Reply:i like the number 9 he didnt write somnething about tyhe instead he describes his family hehe funny
Reply:so funny. r these real stories?
Reply:lol very good


star.
Reply:lol
Reply:very good liked that
Reply:kids are soo funny sometimes,so innocent,love it hun*
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:hahaha!!





children say the darnest things!!
Reply:Children do come up with good ones. hahaha Those are cute. Thanks for sharing. Lol
Reply:very funny ones, out of the mouths of babes.



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