Saturday, July 25, 2009

I'm Thinking of Starting my own Hippie Chickie Commune Complex?

SouthCarolina-ish , with in driving distance of the beach , but inland enough for good farming ;);) ,on lots and lots of private land.





It will be "clothing Optional" (but it is MANDATORY that if you DO go unclad ,you are well groomed. YOU KNOW what i mean. )





there will be a huge inground pool and it will be part of a moat that encircles our main complex. there will be sharks in there to scare away 'outsiders', but we will be able to swim with them just fine,as we will know that these are sharks who have (naturally)lost their teeth. and they are special mutant sharks that thrive in pool water with chlorine in it ,because we won't want to always be smelling all fishy.





it will be a bit of a bed and breakfast/commune, in that i will be offering a Breakfast (are you paying attention,Lori?), but our breakfast will be served at 1AM. the most truely decent time to appreciate those kinds of foods .





What Else Could We Do There?





ps. I make the Most Excellent homefries.

I'm Thinking of Starting my own Hippie Chickie Commune Complex?
hey - i am in NC so i am close already,count me in. we gotta have twister mats everywhere - and big walk in coolers of ice cream you can lick off the walls =)
Reply:sounds awesome! count me in!





you can have pottery, art, music and other schools / shops





mh



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