A billionaire holds a party at his mansion.....................?

On arriving, guests are shocked to see a great white shark in his huge swimming pool. One of the guest asks why it's in there. He replies "Tonight is a special night for one lucky person, if anyone here can swim one length of the pool and survive, I will give them anything within my power." The guests are sure no one would be so stupid and the party continues. After about 2 hours there is a loud splash and a man in a suit is swimming like crazy to the other side of the pool. He actually makes it and everyone applauds him. As promised, the Billionaire asks him, "What would you like, I will give you anything in my power." The man, standing dripping in his suit, replies with clenched teeth, "I want the fuc*er who pushed me in."

A billionaire holds a party at his mansion.....................?
Excellent ha ha ha ,,,,
Reply:LOL !
Reply:MWAH HA HA HA!!! Pure genius! Here's a star... *pinkie in mouth*
Reply:ahahah! brilliant! heh heh
Reply:Boom, wheres my check for a million?
Reply:Ha ha great one :)
Reply:Lol. Why not ask for all his money and then pay a hit man?
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Reply:That's great!! Has me still laughing:)
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that was a funny joke!
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Reply:Hilarious as usual, Mr. Mungbean! I do believe I would have at least asked the billionaire for a cool million before I asked for the fuc*er who pushed me in though. Ta Ta
Reply:lol very funny, 10/10 you can have a star!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Hilarious. That was a good one.
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Reply:hahahaha!! nice one lol
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Reply:Mr. Boombast, I have never been to a billionaire's party before. Would it be okay if I came to your next party, Mr. Boombast? If they


are all this good, I must be missing out on an awful lot of funsies!


It's really too bad that the man that got pushed in was wearing his good suit. If he had been naked, he might not have gotten so mad!


hehe! Those kinds of parties can be fun, but I am a little afraid of that shark in the pool! I tend to agree with Mr. Fu**ker's words!


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LOL. Thanks for sharing a good joke! ;)



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