Rare animals?

I have a Tasmanian Growler, he is only 6 months old and is about 3 ft in height and 4ft in length. He has 6 legs and his head is similar to that of a Bull Terrier. He is a savage eater, his has a double row of teeth like the great white shark. He spits, grunts %26amp; growls. I keep him in a re-enforced steel cage because he is out of control. To exercise him, I have to chain him to the front bumper of the car and he pulls the car around around the park. He never gets tired and when he looks at me he spits and grunts. I don't know if he loves me or he is getting ready to devour me. His diet is anything in sight he has eaten most of the furniture and fittings, metal objects are no problem to his diet, which is a full pig carcass and a few legs of mutton a week. I know very little about the species, but it is mentioned in the "book of revelation" I think he understands "Taza", a lingo specific to this species. Is there anyone out there with a CD on Taza, so I may be able to understand him

Rare animals?
what the F**k is a tasmanian growler ive never even heard of it can someone send me a link to what it is or is he just being a pratt and having everyone on kindest regards Joe
Reply:You fool. What you have there is a very large earwig. You've been feeding him on the wrong stuff.
Reply:funny story
Reply:Don't even try and communicate with your pet dude - it will only end in tears - yours! Tasmanian Growlers are renowned for lack of social skills and boring conversation anyway. Teach it the lanuage of the knucles and stick son. This is typical of the 21st century - always have to sit down and talk and understand each other. Just *t*wat it with a pick axe handle until it obeys!
Reply:I misplaced my CD in the move... But good luck with that little devil there. From what I understand they don't finish growing until they are in their late 90"s and they are very loyal. Keep all of your kids away from him except the one you want to inherit him when you are gone.
Reply:The only CD I do have is on how to cure madness. It might not cure the problem but it might get rid of the voices in your head
Reply:I think it's time to go off your medication for a while.
Reply:I'm sorry, you have a WHAT? A bad case of schizophrenic hallucinations? I see.





Well, let us know when your friend settles down with a nice girl. I'm sure the little ones will be adorable.
Reply:Are you related to Steven Speilburg?
Reply:I hope you have a Dangerous Animals Licence and an Endangered Species licence. Without them, I can send DEFRA round and have them remove the Growler from you, and it will end up in the zoo.


We know how to look after Growlers properly at the zoo. Amateurs should never keep them. Its a disgrace! No wonder they're almost extinct in the wild.
Reply:well all i can say is well done for doing as well as you have up to now, but do you know that they just keep eating and growing? so you need to stop feeding him lamb and stick to beef and pork as the lamb could be whats making him growl he has a tummy upset! lamb just doenst agrree with them too rich i have been told. so try a change of diet it may help you communicate better with him
Reply:really?



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