Kids write about the sea?

1) This is a picture of an octopus.


It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)





2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.


(James age 6)





3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an


Island . If you don't have sea all round


you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)





4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big


teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's


not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)





5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on


the top of its head. (Billy age 8)





6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,


and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)





7) When ships had sails, they used to use the


trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes,


when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would


whistle to make the wind come. My brother


said they would have been better off eating


beans. (William age 7)





8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I


like their shiny tails. And how on earth do


mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?

Kids write about the sea?
#11 happens to me to Kevin.
Reply:Kevin is the little boy who said #11 Report It

Reply:I %26lt;3 #5
Reply:I %26lt;3 1 %26amp; 2
Reply:those are soo cute and some of them are really funny
Reply:That was Funny
Reply:I remember my kids having a few wonderful little stories of their own. Always makes my day reading the cute anecdotes of children. Thanks for sharing.
Reply:That was very cute. I love little kids. I can't wait to have children.





~Candice~
Reply:Thats hilarious.
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