Children writing about the sea...?

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)





2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)





3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea


all round you, you are in continent. ( Wayne age 7)





4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily


Richardson . She's not my friend no more.


(Kylie age 6)





5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy


age 8)





6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.


(Millie age 6)





7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the


ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to


make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.


(William age 7)





8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How


do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)





9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always


screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister


has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)





10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give


you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they


have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)





11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my


willy small. (Kevin age 6)





12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't


go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)





13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going


very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny.


(Julie age 7)

Children writing about the sea...?
very original


i loved it


thanks


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Reply:Out of the mouth of babes eh.


Always makes me laugh
Reply:That is sooo cute! The innocence of children, eh!! I wish I was that age again!
Reply:Aww!! Those are hilarious!!
Reply:I don't think you have quite got the grasp of this question asking thing, but very funny anyway....
Reply:Haha funny thanks for the points
Reply:awwww! if only they were true
Reply:That's hilarious! LOL! =D
Reply:These are funny, love them.





Anybody got any kids letter to Santa?





Peace.
Reply:very good,nice one.
Reply:Aww ...bless their little cotton socks :)
Reply:lol


love it



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