Do you believe in God, and if so, do you thank for everything you receive?

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.





As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"





In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"





Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"





The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.

Do you believe in God, and if so, do you thank for everything you receive?
Just then, the shark, realizing that he's actually jewish, looks at the man in horror and screams, "Eck! He's not Kosher!" and swims away.
Reply:I'm thank-ful God woke me up to the fact christianity is a lie and that God would never have anything to do with blood offerings!
Reply:LOL! oldie but goodie.:)
Reply:That is cute!
Reply:There is this christain swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.





As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the christain screams, "Oh flying anthropomorphic divine blender! Save me!"





In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of a flying anthropomorphic divine blender, "You are a christain. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"





Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"





The flying anthropomorphic divine blender replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.





The shark says oh great flying anthropomorphic divine blender I will give this human as a sacrifice to you in this blessed blender!





Cool the words are interchangable!
Reply:Jaws is in da water ya'll



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