Out of Kids Mouths!?

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea."





Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.





Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of


the 'better' ones.








1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)





2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can


give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I


think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher


age 7)





3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)





4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have


sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)





5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like


Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)





6. A dolphin b reathes through an asshole on the top of its head


(Billy age 8)





7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross


the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would


whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better


off eating beans. (William age 7)





8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny


tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)





9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my


willy shrink. (Kevin age 6)

Out of Kids Mouths!?
xWhy can't you tell at least one lousy unfunny joke like normal people,L? As sual hilarious and another for my scrapbook of your jokes.


At this rate I need to buy stock in Lexmark ink cartridges. I go through them so fast printing them out. I can always count on a hearty laugh when I see you have another good one to share.
Reply:LOL! Those are great! *star* for you!
Reply:Those kids are gross 10pts please
Reply:hahah i like 7 best for some reason lol
Reply:nice 9/10 but still pretty good!!!!!!!!11
Reply:Cute .......... hahahaha
Reply:thanx for makin my day
Reply:lol they are just lil kids they dont know any better lol star
Reply:those are cute
Reply:Sooo funny!
Reply:I hope this is not true but it was still funny
Reply:My favorite is "How do mermaids get pregnant?"





Seriously, though. How?
Reply:LOL! That was so funny!



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