Last week, I asked my students to write a few sentences about the ocean as a warm-up exercise for learning. The results I recieved were...interesting, to say the least. Here are the best of the bunch:
1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5. A dolphin breaths through an @ss hole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)
7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they have been better off eating beans. (William age 7)
Children's writing assignment *star if you like*?
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Reply:How utterly cute. What a fantastic job you have!!!
Reply:Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
Those are some funny answers, are they real cos if they are, u got a bright set of students
Reply:HAHA LOL AWWW THOSE AR SO ADORABLE AND INNOCENT. I LOVE THEM AND I AM SURE EVERYONE ELSE DOES TO.
PURE GOLD, STAR FOR YOU ♥
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:loved it babe!!
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