Out of the Mouths of Children...funny ?

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.


(Kelly age 6)














2. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)




















3. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't


have sea


all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)














4. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like


Emily


Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age


6)














5. A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its


head. (Billy age














6. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back


with crabs. (Millie age 6)














7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds


to cross the ocean.


Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors


would whistle to make the


wind come. My brother said they have been better off eating


beans. (William age 7)














8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their


shiny tails.


And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?


(Helen age 6)

Out of the Mouths of Children...funny ?
I agree, out of the mouths of babes.........


such innocence!!
Reply:Aww, that's cute...but not a question.
Reply:OMG! I can't stop laughing! Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings.
Reply:awww those are so cute, pmsl





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