Things you can learn from movies?

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St


Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.


2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a


woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.





3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.





4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.





5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will


ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of


the building without difficulty.





6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be


necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.





7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.





8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will


wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.





9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note -


just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.





10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.





11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every


morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.





12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.





13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football


stadium.





14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.





15. All single women have a cat.





16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.





17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20


men firing at one.





18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.








19. Most people keep a mess of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their


family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.





20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved


martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by


dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their


predecessor.





21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are


speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.





22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still


be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.





23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.





24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.





25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies


using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases,


lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes


to escape.





26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth


birthday.





27. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can


be played without moving the fingers.





28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts


so you know exactly when they're going to go off.





29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are


visiting.





30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.





31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will


know all the steps.

Things you can learn from movies?
Hehe, these are really good =) What movies are they from?
Reply:funny
Reply:There's not always a happy ending.
Reply:i like the movie naked lunch too.


unless your screen name was not a reference to that. this is all very humurous as well as true as well as political.
Reply:I loved it.


What was the question ?
Reply:I enjoyed reading this, but I'm too tired to think of anything clever to say.
Reply:-Great question ! I really enjoyed reading it and it brought a smile to my face - thank you ! You are very perceptive ! Again , thank you !!


Answer ; numbers one through thirty one , and , of course , the correct answer , though not listed , is number thirty- two : all of the above !


Your question will be used in the future as comic-relief ! LOL !!!


The very best of the holidays to you !!!! :0)



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